Environmental Lobbyists Gifts

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Oligarchy

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Political convention

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Insect extinction

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm