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Business Lobbyist Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a professional lobbyist? Our collection features clever and personalized items that honor their dedication to advocacy and policy-making. Whether for their office or a special occasion, find something that truly resonates with their impactful career. These thoughtful gifts combine wit and professionalism, making them a great way to show appreciation for their hard work and influence in business and politics.
"Good boy."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Oligarchy
Political convention
Gun laws US
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
"It's time to get politics out of money."
'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."
"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."
'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'
COP26
We have a dream....
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies
"Do you take dark money?"
Distraction.
Automatic Congressman
State of the Union
When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer
Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton
"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
Count on the People
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
Business Lobbyist Gifts Collection
Business Lobbyist Mugs
Discover a range of mugs designed specifically for lobbyists—each one blending humor and professionalism to brighten their day.
Business Lobbyist Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows for lobbyists—fun and stylish, ideal for livening up any office or lounge space.
Business Lobbyist Prints
Explore our inspiring and humorous prints tailored for lobbyists—great for decorating their workspace with personality.
Business Lobbyist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for lobbyists—perfect for casual days, adding humor and pride to their professional wardrobe.