Gun Lobbyist Gifts

'I see almost everybody is carrying. It's nice to go on a family outing and feel safe.'

National Rifle Association: Thoughts/Prayers

'We gotta find them crazy bastuds that ain't safe with guns, and take 'em out!'

'Guns don't kill people...NFL players with concussions kill people...'

'That's fascinating... how long have you had an interest in politics?'

'We love you more than life itself!'

"What if Goldilocks had her concealed weapons permit? We can only speculate."

"Fire...aim...ready."

"Will...you...let...go...of...the...bloody...thing!"

Meanwhile, in a secure bunker in an undisclosed location...

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

America, are we learning anything?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Arizona In Black

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

We have a dream....

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

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