Gun Lobbyist Mugs

'I see almost everybody is carrying. It's nice to go on a family outing and feel safe.'

National Rifle Association: Thoughts/Prayers

'We gotta find them crazy bastuds that ain't safe with guns, and take 'em out!'

'That's fascinating... how long have you had an interest in politics?'

"Fire...aim...ready."

"Will...you...let...go...of...the...bloody...thing!"

Meanwhile, in a secure bunker in an undisclosed location...

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

America, are we learning anything?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Arizona In Black

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Scars and Bars

COP26

We have a dream....

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

American blood

"Do you take dark money?"