Lawyer (environmental Law) Gifts

Please DO NOT FOUL THE BEACH....(Unless you are a private water company...)

The Jeopardy of Progress

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Build your very own conflict of interest!