"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"
Energy Trader Gifts
Searching for a gift for an energy trader? Our collection features clever designs that capture their dynamic profession. From mugs to t-shirts, find something that energizes their workday and makes them smile.
China Syndrome.
Victim of Oil Price Risks
"Just our luck that we're not dependent on OPEC!"
Oil prices float
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
Ethanol and foreign oil.
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
EXXON EXTINCTION
"Woo-hoo!"
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
Home Heating Oil
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
Russian Gas Supply to Europe
Green Lamp Lighting Monument
Oil on Mars.
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'
"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."
Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production
Iranian Oil
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.
"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."
falling oil prices bargain barrel
Long on talk...short memories.
'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'
"You really should look at ways to decrease reliance on oil & gas due to its inherent volatility."
The gold price chart.
"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."
Nord Stream 2
Expensive oil.
Energy Trader Gifts Collection
Energy Trader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for energy traders to fuel their mornings with wit and style.
Energy Trader Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever designs inspired by energy trading—ideal for adding a fun touch to any space.
Energy Trader Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate the fast-paced world of energy trading with humor and style.
Energy Trader T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for energy traders that merge humor and professionalism — perfect for casual trading days or gift-giving.