Energy Bill Joker Pillows

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Natural Gas for the EU.

'I see you've heard the news.'

Our Planet

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Chavez Feeding China's Oil Demands

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

Frank had feared it - with North Stream 2 Europe had made itself vulnerable to blackmail.

"That's the first buck we made."

Nuclear

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

Fisherman with fish on face: 'Yep, they're biting.'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'