Eco-jokester Gifts

She left and took everything - leaving the house far more echo-friendly.

"This material is 80% recycled."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

It's not your mother, it's just a big rock.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Crisis Buzz.

The Joshua Tree

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"