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Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Firewood for Sale

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Please help 4x4 to fill.

Unwanted Christmas Presents

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Going Green

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

'Cool! Thanks to that Bush guy, we'll have a great meal!'

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."