Eco-conscious Laughter Pillows

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Will work for manure.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Tofurkey.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Firewood for Sale

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Will work for locally grown food.