Climate Comedy Fans Mugs

'I'm in favour of global warming...It speeds up foreplay. Less layers to undress.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Minnesota Weather.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'