Climate Comedy Fans Pillows

'I'm in favour of global warming...It speeds up foreplay. Less layers to undress.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Minnesota Weather.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"