Climate Change Satirist Gifts

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

"I'm training for the 250 Iditarod."

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"Global warming has been good to me... I switched from investing in coal to rubber boats."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"The Nominees"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."