Climate Satirists Gifts

"It's the hottest since records began."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

New uses for excess coal

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Born Cynical,,,,

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'