Climate Satirists Pillows

"It's the hottest since records began."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'