Climate Satirist Gifts

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I love this time of year."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

New uses for excess coal

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

Minnesota Weather.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

US Winter Weather Map.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."