Climate Satirist T-Shirts

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I love this time of year."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Another hot flash?

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

New uses for excess coal

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

US Winter Weather Map.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."