Global Warming Satirist T-Shirts

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Glimpses One Dollar

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Minnesota Weather.

New uses for excess coal

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'