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'It's an extinction notice.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Global Warming.

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'