Global Warming Humorist Gifts

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'It's an extinction notice.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Global Warming.

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."