Global Warming Satirist Mugs

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Minnesota Weather.

New uses for excess coal

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'