Fuel Cost Humorist Pillows

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

New Uses For Excess Coal

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.

Vulture oil inc.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas Price

Gas Prices Down

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'