Fuel Price Fanatic Gifts

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Worst understanding of how it all works...

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

I love my motor.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads