Fuel Price Fanatic Prints

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Worst understanding of how it all works...

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

I love my motor.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Prices

Gas eyedropper.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"