Carbon Footprint Strategist Gifts

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Population rocket

"What about my footprint?"

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Methane Emissions

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Turning the switch on the environment.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'I'm from China!'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Eco Town 5 miles ahead.