Carbon Footprint Warriors Gifts

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Mother nature takes her course.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Deforestation.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Electric car

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Sea Change.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

The oil trap.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Methane Emissions

Global Warming