Carbon Footprint Warriors Pillows

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

The New Normal

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Deforestation.

Mother nature takes her course.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Sea Change.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Electric car

The oil trap.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Methane Emissions