Carbon Footprint Tactician Gifts

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Electric car

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The oil trap.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Venice Floods

CO2 - Finding the truth.

Methane Emissions

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

COP26 GLASGOW

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."