Environmental Managers Gifts

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

But is it organic?

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

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