Environmental Managers Mugs

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Humans...What is their purpose?

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'