New Job In Waste Management Gifts

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Where does it all end up?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

Daisy Diaper Service

recycling

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

This is where Brent council sends you

'He's a structural engineer.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'