New Job In Renewable Energy Sector Gifts

'I'm NOT being a NIMBY...it's just ruddy inconvenient!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Noisy energy?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind Energy

Solar Cars

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Windmill Maintenance

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Nano technology.

Man on Island.

Green Ideas

Igloo Windfarm.

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."