New Job In Renewable Energy Sector Gifts

'I'm NOT being a NIMBY...it's just ruddy inconvenient!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Noisy energy?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Desert island wind-turbine.

Solar Cars

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Wind Energy

"Woo-hoo!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Windmill Maintenance

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Nano technology.

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

Green Ideas

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Igloo Windfarm.

Man on Island.

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."