Primates Fan Mugs

'That's our boy!' (Monkeys watching Lee Evans on TV).

Pirate

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Treasure Island Book.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Swinging through the jungle.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."