Primate Watching Pillows

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

Too much monkey business...

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"I think we may be related!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'