Primate Performer Enthusiast Pillows

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Monkey Business

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'