Animal Lover (especially Penguins) Gifts

Knife-thrower.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All