Animal Lover (especially Penguins) Gifts

Knife-thrower.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Pick me!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Love Conquers All

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"