Duck Hunter Mugs

'Well, I'll be no one else thinks it's funny.'

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

The duck stops here.

Revenge of the Mallards.

Sitting Ducks

'I told you to screen my calls.'

'They're nothing more than sitting ducks.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.