Dog Walking Observer Mugs

"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

The Zoo.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Tourists

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."