Doggie Style Observer Mugs

'He's almost human.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Good book?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Life's a bench.

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

"Natural selection in action."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

"They know me here."

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Are you going to eat that?"

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."