Doggie Style Observer Gifts

'He's almost human.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Good book?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

Life's a bench.

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"Natural selection in action."

Junk Mail.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"Pew researchers!"

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Cat Yoga.

"They know me here."

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Doggie Joke Book. The answer is, "Twenty-eight --- Once cat to screw in the light bulb, and twenty-seven cats to take naps."

"Are you going to eat that?"