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"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The Zoo.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Tourists

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Skeleton playing fetch.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

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"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'