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"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You've changed."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'