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'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'The butler did it.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Good book?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"He's into binge fetching."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Natural selection in action."

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Cat Yoga.

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

"Pew researchers!"

"Are you going to eat that?"