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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'Good book?'

"Curiosity."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'And once more with feeling.'

"He's into binge fetching."

"I can't explain it, I have this irresistible urge to lie on his keyboard when he's working at home..."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

The appointed time

Teach your cat to read self-help manuals

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

"Riley doesn't bark. He tweets."