Wildlife Observations Gifts

Zoo ice cream stands

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'