Wildlife Programs Prints

'Personally I think there's too much Attenborough on TV.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The interested bystanders.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Zoo: No Hunting.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Save the unicorn.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Climate Change

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Igloo for birds.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'