Wildlife Care Gifts

'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'

"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The interested bystanders.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Beaver tower

Save the unicorn.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Krill, baby, krill."

"The Nominees"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'