Animal Safety Gifts

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Man using to much bug spray