Animal Safety Pillows

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

Man using to much bug spray

'You know too much!'

Support group for sheep.

Hush puppy.