Birdwatching Advocate Gifts

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

The last Passenger Pigeon

French Early Bird

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Paralegal eagle.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Flight: Select your spot.

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Peacekeeping?

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Adapting to global warming.

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."